Monday, December 14, 2009

C'mon Ladies

All I'm gunna say about Tiger...

Cheating on one's wife is dishonest and wrong, but all these bitches need to stop trying to take the moral high ground with claims that he took advantage of them, promised them things, had a way with them, made them feel special. Of course you felt special, he's Tiger fucking Woods. He's arguably the most famous athlete in the world. I'd feel special if he let me touch his red shirt, so I can only imagine...

But anyway, a new girl who is claiming to be another Tiger lover teared up on the Today show, proclaiming Tiger is not, 'an honest man.'

How about you Skanky McGee? Don't act like you didn't know Tiger was married when you birdied those balls, you knew what you were getting into.

There are three parties in this story.

I feel bad for the wife and kids.

Tiger is an idiot.

And on the other hand, hoes is as hoes does.

He's dumb. You're a star fucker.

End of story.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Bogotá Blockbuster Bomb



Here's a short audio slideshow I put together when I was living in Bogotá, Colombia.